How Not To Die in the Rainforest


Eating Right

Many indiginous tribes engage in the practice of geophagy. This involves eating quantities of dirt before any other foodstuffs. In the native peoples, this dirt serves as a coating of the stomach, so that more volatile foods that would normally be noxious might be injested. Don't do this ! It's all very nice to want to be one of the crowd, but you are not resistant to the microorganisms in that dirt, and will probably get quite ill. In summary: Stick to those Jolly Ranchers you put in your back pocket for the airplane.


Making Nice with the Wildlife

Don't.


Monkeys

Several species of monkeys, howler monkeys in particular, have the rather nasty habit of urinating on over-curious biologists. (but just biologists, mind. Everyone else seems to get away without a problem). Therefore, carry umbrellas when observing these primates.


Plants that Walk

Contrary to popular belief, there really does exist a species of plants that can walk. The don't go very fast, though, so you should be able to out-run them should they decide you look more full of nutrients than the mineral-starved ground they are currently rooted in.


A random link to try to mess things up.